I can’t imagine holding this cup every time I am drinking a cup of Joe or Hot Chocolate. But hey whatever gets the owner of this cup by right?
Yeah I am talking to you b****. I might be old but I ain’t no b****.
That’s right folks.Do you want that special shade of tan? Then make your way over to Blacky the hyper tanning studio guaranteed to make you very dark. Where are revisionists when you need them?
Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Condom will ensure your safety. Captain Condom is not concerned with his strength, he is all about the loving, in fact he guarantees 4 times the loving. Don’t believe me? Read the lady’s comment.
It is confirmed! Only special people need restaurants in airports.
You don’t say! You could’ve fooled me. On second thought, as soon as I saw the shirt it cleared it up for me. Now, I really can tell you are indeed.
So why do you need my input?
Let me see, how can I drive home this point without an obvious pun? Oops! I already did.
Lawd have mercy! The News reports say China is swift to execute people. I didn’t realize public bathrooms are makeshift places for execution.
Are you tired from driving such long distances? Do you feel uneasy from sitting in the same spot for a while? We have a stop coming up for getting off.
Little girl: Gimme the weed, the good ganja weed.
Mom: Now that’s my girl.
Onlookers: Wtf!
L / R sound the same right? Let’s see ( I love eating rice) ( I love eating lice). Hmmm!
Please go out of your way to fall in the water okay? We have lifeguards, oh no, on second thought, we don’t. So if you are going to fall into the water take care okay?
You hear you perv!
I don’t get it. Is it break or beat?
