Tag Archive: Japan


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Go home or go to the hospital, but not here!

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And you only thought women wear panties huh?

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When you figure what’s going on please let me know, okay?

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So piss off!

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I am not addressing anyone really just speaking in generalities.

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Yeah that’s right! Don’t let me say it twice.

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I think I am going to pass on this.

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I hope after reading this you’ll conclude, we care about you.

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…who struggle to help themselves. It’s a bit harder to use an able-bodied person. Stick to those people.

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It makes sense.

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All the crap on the menu is pretty good.

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Those of you who live in South Korea know this is not far from the truth yeah.

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I’ll just have a drink please.

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Who needs Viagra when you’ve got a team of professionals waiting to help?

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…West Vilginia.

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Come with me do the How to English Dance!

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Yeah, it is like that, you know!

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As opposed to an illegitimate barbecue?

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So far, women are the only ones experiencing PMS. Guys can attest to the significant changes they see. If women are experiencing PMS so should men too, right?

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Thispersoneitherdoesn’tknowthepowerofspacesbetweenwords or she really takes a back-door-approach-to learning. If I were a parent, I wouldn’t send my child there at all.

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I can’t imagine holding this cup every time I am drinking a cup of Joe or Hot Chocolate. But hey whatever gets the owner of this cup by right?

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Yeah I am talking to you b****. I might be old but I ain’t no b****.

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That’s right folks.Do you want that special shade of tan? Then make your way over to Blacky the hyper tanning studio guaranteed to make you very dark. Where are revisionists when you need them?

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Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Condom will ensure your safety. Captain Condom is not concerned with his strength, he is all about the loving, in fact he guarantees 4 times the loving. Don’t believe me? Read the lady’s comment.

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It is confirmed! Only special people need restaurants in airports.

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You don’t say! You could’ve fooled me. On second thought, as soon as I saw the shirt it cleared it up for me. Now, I really can tell you are indeed.

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So why do you need my input?

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Let me see, how can I drive home this point without an obvious pun? Oops! I already did.

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Lawd have mercy! The News reports say China is swift to execute people. I didn’t realize public bathrooms are makeshift places for execution.

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Are you tired from driving such long distances? Do you feel uneasy from sitting in the same spot for a while? We have a stop coming up for getting off.

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Little girl: Gimme the weed, the good ganja weed.

Mom: Now that’s my girl.

Onlookers: Wtf!

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L / R sound the same right? Let’s see ( I love eating rice) ( I love eating lice). Hmmm!

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Please go out of your way to fall in the water okay? We have lifeguards, oh no, on second thought, we don’t. So if you are going to fall into the water take care okay?

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You hear you perv!

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I don’t get it. Is it break or beat?

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